Corporate
I don’t procrastinate; I delegate to future me
Nature
I wanted to be a gardener, but I couldn’t get to the root of the problem.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Nerdy
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
Silly
Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his ‘dead’ication.
Witty
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
Witty
I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are hard to find.
Philosophical
I wanted to be a mirror, but I just couldn’t reflect on my life choices.
Witty
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
Dark
Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She was a ‘dead’ end.
Witty
I once got into a fight with a broken elevator. I took it to another level.
Nerdy
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
Dark
What’s a ghost’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
Foodie
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Dark
Why don’t graveyards get overcrowded? People are dying to get in
Couple
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Foodie
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I scream, ‘Get in my belly!
Philosophical
I wanted to be enlightened, but my mind kept casting shadows.
